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Hey everybody, grab your dancin' shoes
It's goin' down and there's no time to lose
You've got a chance to win some tights and cigars
They're better prizes than in Rockbusters
The lights are flashin' to Colin's beat
If you take a business card, please give it back to me

Who is this mystery man, this "Dazzling Darren"?
It's Pilkie makin' music again

If your girlfriend's got a haircut like Dave Hill from Slade
A hundred pack of condoms will get you laid
Once you start the loving', don't ever stop
Even if the fire department starts to knock
When he's havin' it away you can't intervene
Faster than a Serbian sex machine

The diesel-soaked mattress is rockin' again
'Cause Pilkie's gettin' busy in bed

At the kitchen sink, lookin' out the window
At all the characters across the road
The woman reading the same book and
The Chinese lad dancin' in his underpants
The bouncer's gettin' on his black clothes and shoes
KP dropped his trousers for the woman who's nude

He could do it without thumbs, he's so talented
'Cause Pilkie's washin' dishes again




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Hugh Fays Manchester, UK

Hugh Fays is a band making music dedicated to the genius of Karl Pilkington. Hugh Fays is in no way affiliated with Karl Pilkington. We just feel the need to preach the gospel of KP.

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