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If you're ever in a bind
I'm the one you can turn to
Just say the words
And I'll come to your rescue

Dearest Karl P.
You can count on me
Unlike Ricky, I’d pay
Dearly for your safety

Congress Tart, you’ve got a special place in my heart
Congress Tart, I hope we’re never apart

My school days were filled
With expired pastries
From Hagenbachs bakery
The doctor said that’s the end of me

Congress Tart, you’ve got a special place in my heart
Congress Tart, I hope we’re never apart
Congress Tart, you’ve got a special place in my heart

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Hugh Fays Manchester, UK

Hugh Fays is a band making music dedicated to the genius of Karl Pilkington. Hugh Fays is in no way affiliated with Karl Pilkington. We just feel the need to preach the gospel of KP.

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