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Raising a monkey in a zoo
It ain’t easy to do
It’s hard to get them to do what you say
And they only eat one banana a day

We ain’t no wimps
We’re cheap as chimps
Swinging round the zoo in my favorite tire
Please don’t nick this idea, Donal MacIntyre

Been saving up my hard-earned money
To buy me a brand new chimpanzee
Pricier than a tiger, sloth, or camel
I guess they’re not that cheap after all

We ain’t no wimps
We’re cheap as chimps
Swinging round the zoo is my favorite thing to do
It’s time for some Monkey News

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Hugh Fays Manchester, UK

Hugh Fays is a band making music dedicated to the genius of Karl Pilkington. Hugh Fays is in no way affiliated with Karl Pilkington. We just feel the need to preach the gospel of KP.

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